So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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