i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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