As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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