Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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