I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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