do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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