Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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