we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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