And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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