We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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