oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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