I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
