we have pet lesbian snakes
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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