Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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