So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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