do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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