yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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