i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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