Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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