I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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