I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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