I want to make a zoo with you.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish i was in the wii world.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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