butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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