you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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