OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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