just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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