That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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