Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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