weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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