a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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