I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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