I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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