no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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