Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Come on in and take your pants off
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