Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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