He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
The power of my boobs compel you
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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