Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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