He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm too high and old for this...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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