If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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