New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
