just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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