we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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