Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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