how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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