yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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