Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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