the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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