So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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