Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just googled if crying burns calories
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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