Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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